simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

(Source: brittany-32194)

an-alternate-world:

#hunter during an interview #please i don’t know what i’m doing #animal warblers have taken over my life

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

(Source: thejogging)

oprahsmom:

reblog if you want a thigh gap like this 

oprahsmom:

reblog if you want a thigh gap like this 

(Source: simsgonewrong)

(Source: enchanting-autumn)

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

warpsbyherself:

gallouvich:

justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

how is that basic math

this is basic math

warpsbyherself:

gallouvich:

justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

how is that basic math

this is basic math

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much