washingtonpost:

Short-eared elephant shrews, black-footed ferrets, baby giant pandas and more — this interactive graphic looks at every animal born last year at the Smithsonian’s Conservation Biology Institute.

washingtonpost:

Short-eared elephant shrews, black-footed ferrets, baby giant pandas and more — this interactive graphic looks at every animal born last year at the Smithsonian’s Conservation Biology Institute.

autumnscares:

zimmay:

Been trying something new with my coffee this fall.

Whenever I drink a Pumpkin Spice Latte.

owl-vortex:

Animals made out of fruit and vegetables

minkandmango:

Pokemon stickers! > O < I’ll have keychains and stickers in the store in a couple weeks, but you can preorder now. Merry christmas friends!

minkandmango:

Pokemon stickers! > O < I’ll have keychains and stickers in the store in a couple weeks, but you can preorder now. Merry christmas friends!

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

billyboydismybaby:

aardvarkjuice:

thelittlestagemanager:

valerieparker:

snapeschristmaslist:

Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Prisoner of Azkaban, p 120

“Then you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favourite way of greeting a new class.”

Wait wait wait

so there was a theory bouncing around that Trelawney was actually scary accurate, right?

What if every student she predicted died in the battle for Hogwarts?

THATS JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING

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I’m done.

*sobs*

It’s interesting because if you go back and reread the books, every single one of Trelawney’s predictions, even the really ridiculous ones, came true. So this is actually not only possible but highly probable.

(Source: squintymisha)

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

ohsnapadalek:

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

OH MY GOOOOOOD 

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: elderlyprice)

slip-and-slut:

raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard

slip-and-slut:

raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard

(Source: laurexia)